What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:55

No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you think that Airbnb is destroying neighborhoods throughout the US?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What everyday objects become surprisingly challenging to use in zero gravity?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)