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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do you think that Airbnb is destroying neighborhoods throughout the US?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What everyday objects become surprisingly challenging to use in zero gravity?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)